The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 93 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.899 billion Starlight Glimmer 93ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The strong Starlight Glimmer 93ian economy, worth 478 trillion bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,526 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 93's national animal is the pony.

Starlight Glimmer 93 is ranked 257,463^rd in the world and 4,219^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 1.44 flags saluted per person per day.